WHEN SOMEONE ASKS HOW AN INSIDE JOKE STARTED:
WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO ASK ME A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS ABOUT MY FUTURE RIGHT AFTER I WAKE UP:
WHEN I LEAVE THE CITY TO GO HOME FOR THE SUMMER:
THE FOREVER-ALONER’S PEP-TALK:
PEOPLE WHO SHOUT INTO THEIR PHONES IN PUBLIC PLACES:
WHEN YOUR PHONE STARTS GOING OFF BUT IT’S LOST IN YOUR BLANKETS:
WHEN SOMEONE QUESTIONS DRINKING WINE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE:
BEING SEPARATED FROM MY ROOMMATE FOR THE SUMMER:
WHEN THEY MAKE YOU WAIT FOREVER AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE AND YOU FEEL AWFUL: